posted on 10.12.09
Sala de Chat (chiste informatico)
<Khassaki>
HOLA A TODOS!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental>
prueba a pulsar la tecla Bloq Mayusc.
<Khassaki>
O GRACIAS!!! ES MUCHO MAS FACIL ESCRIBIR ASI!!
<Judge-Mental>
hay que joderse...
posted on 29.07.09
Pumpkin And Honey Bunny
Honey Bunny:
I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin:
I love you, Honey Bunny. Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny:
Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.
posted on 19.07.09
Ray Toro:
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate... face it, you're never gonna make it.
Gerard Way:
I don't wanna make it, I just wanna-
posted on 30.05.09
Ron Burgundy
Brian Fantana:
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind:
It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland:
I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brian Fantana:
You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy:
She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
Brick Tamland:
LOUD NOISES!
posted on 14.05.09
LOST
Dr. Chang:
When were you born?
Hurley:
1931.
Dr. Chang:
You're 46?
Hurley:
Yeah.
Dr. Chang:
So you fought in the Korean War?
Hurley:
There's no such thing.
Dr. Chang:
Who's the president of the United States?
Hurley:
Okay, dude. We're from the future.